A Cynical Christmas Carol

(to the tune of Deck the Halls…in case it isn’t obvious)

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Stack the Deck with Dangers to Baby

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‘Tis the Season for Inductions

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Don we now our hospital apparrel

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Babies born in a rush

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See the fearmonger before us

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Stand up and say No if you want to

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time

As the New Year fast approaches

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Unnecessary interventions rise

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Find the support that fits your needs

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And Birth in your own time

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happybellabirthday

You deserve a Bellabirth

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Your Birth Your Way

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