A rooster in a baseball cap took the prime minister ship
The cap makes him likeable – or so we’re meant to think
A ‘fair go’ he declares, as he pins a reminder to his lapel
And fair means white, as far as I can tell.
And male, just to be clear, for women are for wives
As this enables men to be all that he strives.
Quotas he does not believe, are worth the time
Nor does he believe in man made changes to our clime,
He does believe in a sky fairy and a single book of praise
And seems to believe we should all live his ways