My baby is tired, but it is not sleep time. Should I give her coffee?

My baby is tired but it’s not sleeptime

Should I give her coffee?

My toddler won’t eat his greens

He only wants some toffee

My child wants to smoke cigarettes

Is it ok if they’re mild?

The kids want to play with guns

They’re just being wild!

My tween would like to make a toast

Shall I give her nip of champagne?

My partner wants to vote right wing

None of this is sane!



Leave a Reply

%d bloggers like this: