My baby is tired but it’s not sleeptime
Should I give her coffee?
My toddler won’t eat his greens
He only wants some toffee
My child wants to smoke cigarettes
Is it ok if they’re mild?
The kids want to play with guns
They’re just being wild!
My tween would like to make a toast
Shall I give her nip of champagne?
My partner wants to vote right wing
None of this is sane!